i would punch a child for taco bell
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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