Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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