Kiss
Puke
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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