We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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