Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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