Sponge bath it is.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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