That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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