Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
