last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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