...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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