Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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