"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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