Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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