oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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