is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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