Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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