I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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