I'm going to rape someone's good day.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
vagina is talking i cant
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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