season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Randomize
