I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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