Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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