if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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