Can i not drive my cunt home
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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