Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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