ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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