just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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