what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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