i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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