(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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