If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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