i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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