For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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