Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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