I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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