I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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