Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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