Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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