i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just gift wrapped bread.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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