quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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