At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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