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say what?
wanna hang out?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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