found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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