gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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