I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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