Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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