There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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