About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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