We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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