Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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