Got a toothbrush?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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